Keep Calm and Love Joe Walker

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

• Wet hair
• Comb through
• Separate at the part
• Draw a pentagram on the floor
• Perform blood sacrifice
• Offer up your soul to the devil
• Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
• Summon Satan
• Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

arlothia:

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

padalackles:

deanisaclosetedgeek:

mo-in-wonderland:

swedeeners:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

I just…I feel confused and lied to.

my mind immediately attempts to picture Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

here i drew it for you

i know i just reblogged this but 

oH MY GOD

I AM CRYIGN

IS THAT JARED’S HAIR?!

I’M SO FUCKING DONE.

My life is a lie

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

I wanted to find a gif or reaction image that expressed how annoying men can be so I googled “fucking men” and let me tell you that was not what I got